Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's see the point in waiting longer,

so it's pretty around.

A star attraction, the one you came to see, ladies and gentlemen, the one the only, Ms.

Judy Gold. Thank you. I just want to say welcome to kill me now everyone I just had a kill me now

everyone I just had a kill me now moment where I put the microphone I pulled the microphone and

bash myself in the head. So it's really early in the morning and that's how I started my day so I know

it's gonna be a fucking shitty day. But you know what?

All right, many new things. First of all, I'm Judy Gold as you know.

Lauren is not here.

Lauren apparently... Um, Lauren is not here.

Lauren, apparently I just found out is puking.

Well, yeah, Patrick's here.

Good morning, Judy.

Yeah, Patrick's the, what would you call yourself?

Producer, operator.

Either one of those names works.

Okay, Patrick is a doormat, so this is going to work out really well. And my guest today, I have to tell you, you know, like you know I love all my guests, but I have admired this woman for a really long time and we both did stand up at a time when

stand up was the hottest thing in the world and we both had different trajectories but I think there was I mean I'm I'm just

being presumptuous here but I think there was mutual respect and and And, you know, we're going to talk about a lot of stuff, but she's fucking hilarious, she's

fucking hot, she's a mom, she's a photographer, she's, she's awesome. Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible, Felicia Michaels.

Thank you. That was a good intro, wasn't it? I just want to say, Patrick, you always say, I'm the man with a plan.

When someone asks you, how do you go by?

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