I've got a bit of news.

I've noticed last week and this week something's changed.

What do you mean?

You don't say hello anymore.

No, well, I've listened to coming back, and I thought, I don't need to.

I thought you would, I thought you were trying to kind of wean me off the hello.

No, what I'm asking you to do is try and crack on a bit quicker, taking away one word.

You can't go, well, I didn't say hello, so now I'm back to my usual self because I've made an effort. No, I'd rather have the hello and all the effort put into the anecdote.

Shrink that down.

Wait a minute.

You've told me that you want me to crack on.

So I've taken out the hello and then you've dialed back.

I want to have a conversation about the fact that I haven't said hello because you want to crack on.

Well, I'm happy that you've not said hello. What I'm not happy about is you use that as a license to say.

You're still doing it.

I've used it as a license to say, well, I've made an effort to crack on, so I'm not going to crack on.

You're still going back.

We're not cracking on.

This is you're not cracking on.

And I've also learned from last week, you said something about my coffee intake, so I've decided today I'm going to have

decaffeinated coffee, which is all I've had. But, shocking news, not everyone knows this. Decaffeinated

coffee still has caffeine, in it? Yeah, the more shocking news is we literally finished the last

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