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Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast
Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast
4.8 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2015
⏱️ 98 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Gilbert Gottfried. Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast. I'm here with my co-host Frank Santobos. |
| 0:29.9 | I'm a co-pod drink and I'd like to give a shout out to two of our loyal contributors to patron. |
| 0:38.8 | The first one is Ryan Storry. Ryan Storry. The second one is Fredrick. He didn't give me a last name. |
| 0:52.4 | So he's kind of a fan but he doesn't want people to know it. He doesn't want people to find him and go, |
| 1:01.5 | you actually listen to Gilbert Gottfried? That's what you do with your life. So he's just Fredrick |
| 1:09.2 | from Oslo Norway. Where it's I think most of my fans are from Oslo Norway. And but Fredrick, |
| 1:19.1 | get in touch with me and give me your last name. I'll say your last name on the air. But also you can |
| 1:31.4 | contribute to patron and it's Frank. God sakes. What the hell do I have you here for? The one time I need you. |
| 1:46.3 | Usually you're just interrupting me when you're not wanted but now all of a sudden. Well you didn't |
| 1:54.5 | set me up here too. And you're just leaving me out in the cold. You want to know what happens to |
| 2:01.4 | when when people donate to patron. I'd like to know. Well you donate a set amount every month and |
| 2:07.8 | you get exclusive benefits. Including early access to episodes you get to take part in our very |
| 2:14.8 | cool video hangout. Just just Gilbert images of Gilbert walking around and flippers. He's stolen |
| 2:21.6 | from various hotels. Social media shoutouts like the one you just heard. And also we will read your |
| 2:30.1 | spiel or whatever it is you want read on the show. And I understand the Unibombers, a big fan of |
| 2:36.4 | Joe. Read his manifesto. So that's patreon.com you go to patreon.com slash Gilbert got freed to |
| 2:46.4 | contribute to our show. And it's sort of like PBS Gilbert without the tote bag. All right. |
| 2:54.0 | A sheet be a pop rod. He just like that. Mackenzie Phillips doesn't come on and bullshit for 40 |
| 3:01.2 | minutes while you're trying to watch a documentary about the momma's and the poppers. Yeah it's like |
| 3:06.4 | you don't get behind the scenes information about Dalton Abby. Dalton Abby. Yes. So again that is |
| 3:16.1 | patreon.com folks slash Gilbert got freed. And thank you Ryan's story and Frederick. |
| 3:23.5 | Of Oslo. Oslo Norway. Tell us your last name for God's sake. Hi this is Gilbert got freed. |
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