38: Adventures In Canada

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8 • 693 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Nigel has embarked on the final leg of the Haiyaa World Tour and is finally able to visit wonderful Canada! He has also brought out Producer Matt for a podcast recording in Toronto where they went for an eventful night out in Chinatown and Matt convinced an ex convict to subscribe to Haiyaa.

0:00 - Producer Matt is five hours delayed and was worried when the Pilot told everyone to “Trust me, it’s safe” which is also what Nigel used to tell women he was dating.

8:30 - Nigel gave Producer Matt a shout out at his show to which Producer Matt was typically British about. Nigel has a new way to get around having to fiddle with condom packets.

17:48 - Nigel filmed with the CantoMando YouTubers based in Toronto and moans about the poor job Brits did of bringing back beautiful women when they colonised the world.

25:45 - Nigel and Matt went for a night out in Toronto, why Nigel won’t date 20 year olds anymore and Matt tried to discover some blackmail material from one of Nigel’s college roommates.

33:39 - Matt should be given a raise for convincing strangers to subscribe to the podcast including one ex convict he did shots with!

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Haia Podcasts. Producer Matt and I are in Toronto.
0:05.0	Yeah. Coming at you from Toronto people. We travel the world. I pay Matt to travel the world.
0:11.0	My little Instagram ho that I fly out. You know, no private jet though, just economy.
0:17.0	Yeah. How was the flight here? Was it good?
0:19.0	It was a bit traumatic if I'm being completely
0:22.4	honest. That's what happens. You know, the podcast always gets demonetized so I can't really put
0:26.6	Matt on a good airline, you know? Yeah. What did you fly? What did you fly? Air transit?
0:30.6	Air transit. I definitely heard of this. Yeah. Me neither. Who where country is it from? I think it's Canadian. Am I right, Chris and saying that?
0:38.7	Canadian?
0:39.3	Air transit.
0:40.3	Okay.
0:40.9	By the way, we're in the studio, guys.
0:42.3	And then let me show you my perspective.
0:45.5	So we got producer Matt over here.
0:47.4	We've got the little sign there.
0:50.1	And then we have, what's his name again?
0:51.4	Chris.
0:51.8	Chris, Chris, the sound engineer. Look at this little setup there.
0:55.7	Look at that little Mission Impossible control room.
0:59.7	Way cooler than it.
1:01.2	Do you get women having this setup, Chris?
1:03.3	Oh, definitely.
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