Please don't take this person out.

Would you pull out of hell?

Hello everybody, Nadee.

Welcome into Never Not Funny.

This is a little sampling of the lettered episode that we released this week.

And if you want to hear the entire episode, you can head over to never not funny.com

and subscribe to the platinum subscription levels that we have over there for you to hear everything.

But this is a nice little taste of what's happening over there behind closed doors at the platinum.

So please enjoy.

Hey, everybody, welcome back.

A little breakthrough.

That was a doctor calling of the preop for the hernia because we're recording this episode

the day before my hernia surgery.

And that was the pre-op for that, where I got the depressing news that my surgery is, I have

to arrive at 1240 for a 2 o'clock procedure and no eating after midnight let's all agree that's insane

oh no here's the reasoning i said well that's insane uh she's like well we we need to do that in

case they move your procedure up and then if we call you and say can you get here at 10 and you

just had breakfast then we can't do that procedure. And so, to which I would say, well, then we still do it at two. So somebody's going to be getting up at three in the morning. But no, I can't. I said after midnight. Yeah. Do you got to let it all hang out? Also, did they tell you that you're not allowed to get wet? It's a gremlin's reference. Yes, it is. Garon already made the joke. Garon made that same joke. Did you really? No, I said Gremlin style. Yeah. You said Gremlin style. Nice piece of business. He didn't Harry because he's his own fucking head about that desk of his. And then he, uh, I know that was an off air conversation conversation, but Ellie, it's got a new desk.

He's going to be redoing his desk.

And that's all we're going to say about it.

I'm already talked out.

That cannot be true.

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