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Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

37T - Murray Valeriano

Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

Misfit Toys

Matt Belknap, Comedy, Nnf, Jimmy Pardo, Pardcast

4.53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Brits play American all the time, but Jimmy wants to know: is there an American actor who is known for doing a flawless British accent? Then, Murray explains why he joined the marching band in his senior year of high school, and shares a great Oscar after-party story.

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0:00.0

Hey, it's a new year. Why not learn a new language? I took on Babel and took on Babel and took on Babel, French and Spanish, the two languages that we speak the most in my house. More than English now that Oliver's home from college. I said to the boy,

0:14.3

Bonjour. Beujo, blah, then adios. So it's very confusing. You don't know which one you're going to get in the house.

0:20.9

But Babel is helping us each step of the way. So again, new year, new language or languages, if you want to be like the Pardo household. Now, here's a special limited time. Deal for listeners of them are not funny. Right now, get up to 55% off. Once again, that's the Hagar. 55% off your Babel subscription at babel.com forward slash parto.

0:39.5

55% off at babble subscription at babble.com forward slash

0:38.4

parto 55% off at babble.com forward slash parto spell babble.bbl.com forward slash parto.

0:45.6

Again, 55% off at babel.com forward slash parto. Rules and restrictions apply.

0:53.9

Babel.

0:54.8

Bonjour, adios.

0:57.2

Please don't take this personnel.

1:00.1

Would you politely go to hell?

1:03.0

Hello, everybody, Nadide.

1:04.4

Welcome into Never Not Funny.

1:05.6

This is a little sampling of the lettered episode that we released this week.

1:09.7

And if you want to hear the entire episode,

1:11.8

you can head over to never not funny.com and subscribe to the platinum subscription levels that

1:17.3

we have over there for you to hear everything. But this is a nice little taste of what's

1:22.2

happening over there behind closed doors at the platinum. So please enjoy. Well, congratulations to Irma. I'll let her know how probably I'll ever. I will. I'll text her now. She's getting comfortable here in our country and it sounds great. She's adjusted to the lack of humidity. I know that throws off cooking times. There's, there's, yes, yes, it does. There's a lot of stuff that humidity changes.

1:45.2

What's going on, sleepy face?

1:46.1

You're right over there? I am a little on the sleepy side. I think I just scratched my head with my wedding ring even because I was trying to wipe something off my forehead. I can't stop bragging. I know, get it. No, that's not a brag. I almost, I almost injure myself. and you know you just wiped your head with the hand that didn't have the wedding ring

2:01.5

that's well yeah but i i i get your joke I almost injure myself. And you know you just wiped your head with the hand that didn't have the wedding ring.

2:01.8

That's well, yeah, but I, yeah, I get your joke. Okay, I'm going to, I'm going to ask you to go back to bed. Don't worry, he will in a few minutes. Yeah. Sleepy, snoozy, Elliot over there. it is kind like i feel like monday was one thing but it's like

2:20.3

it's the it's the second record day after we've been off that i feel like sometimes feels a little

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