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🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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An unexpected delivery leads to the earliest taste-test in NNF history! Then, Betsy shares a harrowing story of her family's encounter with an arsonist.
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| 0:00.0 | Cool mornings, holiday plans. |
| 0:02.4 | This is when I want my wardrobe to be simple. |
| 0:04.9 | Stuff that looks sharp, feels good, things I actually wear. For me, that's quince. I thought you're doing ASMR video for that. Yeah, not bad, right? It was working. I liked it. The bonus, quince pieces make great gifts, too, my man. That's true. I mean, I have a beautiful quince sweater. it's finally cold enough in L.A. that I can wear it sometime. |
| 0:20.8 | Not today. No, but I can wear it sometimes. |
| 0:20.9 | Not today. |
| 0:21.8 | No, but I was wearing it over the weekend to an event, and it was very nice. You went to an event that required you to wear your hot new sweater. Yeah, I felt good putting it on and, you know, looking a little nice. I don't disagree. I'm wearing my quince pants today. I've worn them in the past. I wear them again. I'll tell you why. They're comfortable. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah. Oh, I'm wearing my quince jeans right now, I just realized. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, is that right? |
| 0:41.3 | What didn't even think about it. They look terrific. And then you had a button down that you wore once here. And that, uh, it, uh, it looked. That looked great too. They're all, all the stuff I've gotten from them is fantastic. I'm going to order more because, uh, I like it. And while I'm doing that, maybe get some gifts for the family. Well, here's what I recommend, Matt, if you're going to order from them. And you know what? Very often, and we've thought about this before, when we have a new sponsor that we like what they provide, we will then become customers ourselves. Yes. Or we've already been customers. And then they found out about it and then they advertise on our show. Right. Quinch is one of those where it's like, you know what? I like the stuff. Yeah. And, uh, you know what? There's no reason why you won't as well. Go over there. Check it out. Go to quince.com slash parto. Uh, and here's the deal with that. You're going to get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. It is now available in Canada, too. Hey, America's hat can now take advantage, Matt. |
| 1:29.9 | Enjoy it, eh? |
| 1:31.2 | Giving you. day returns. It is now available in Canada, too. Hey, America's hat can now take advantage, |
| 1:29.5 | Matt. Enjoy it, eh? Giving get timeless holiday staples that last the season with Quince. That is |
| 1:36.0 | quince.com slash Pardo, Q-U-I-N-C-E.com slash Pardo. Free shipping at 365-day returns. Quince. |
| 1:42.8 | Dress it up. |
| 1:46.3 | Hey, the question I have for you, dear, never not funny listeners, why do most of us want to |
| 1:49.8 | learn a new language? I'll tell you this. It's probably not about memorizing grammar tables |
| 1:53.8 | or topping a leaderboard. It's because we want to speak it out in the real world with real people |
| 1:59.1 | and Babel gets it. and it gets you there fast. |
| 2:02.5 | The Bell nap's been using, I don't know if I pronounced any of the consonants in Matt's name |
| 2:06.9 | right there. |
| 2:07.4 | I went, Ben-Nap, he's been using Babel and I've been using Babel. |
| 2:12.0 | I'm learning French and Spanish. |
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