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Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

37H - Paul Gilmartin

Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

Misfit Toys

Comedy, Pardcast, Nnf, Matt Belknap, Jimmy Pardo

4.63.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Strap it in: Eliot needs to rant about his recent experience with a credit card company that shall not be named. Then, Paul fantasizes about playing goalie for his hockey team.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, it's Jimmy. Are you tossing and turning at night? Maybe you're like me. Maybe you wake up exhausted.

0:04.0

Well, I have been there until I found cornbread hemp's CBD sleep gummies. You know what? Melatonin,

0:10.9

which you get into an OTC product. Sometimes it leaves me with the next day groginess.

0:17.1

Sometimes weird dreams. What's going on in those dreams? I don't like what i'm seeing try the melatonin

0:22.5

free CBD sleep gummies from cornbread hemp they are a natural way to wind down uh as i said

0:27.4

without reliant oTC sleep aids cornbread hemp CBD sleep gummies are fantastic uh they are USDA

0:34.6

organic they help you fall asleep and stay asleep with full spectrum,

0:38.6

flower-only hemp extract, plus natural botanicals like valerian root, lavender, and camamil.

0:44.3

Valerian root, lavender, and camamil.

0:48.0

If I was a singer-songwriter and a singer and a songwriter, that would be a song that I would sing. If they're vegan and gluten-free and made with a sugar coating, just clean natural ingredients. Well, right now, cornbread hemp is offering 30% off your first order. Just go to cornbread hemp.com slash pardo and use code pardo at checkout. That is cornbread hemp.com slash pardo and then use code pardo. You're going to get 30% off c-or-n b-r-a-d-d-hemp.com

1:15.1

slash p-a-r-r-r-d-o for 30% off at cornbread hemp cornbread hemp a better CBD sleep gummy

1:21.9

your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.

1:28.8

That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.

1:34.9

Please don't take this personnel.

1:37.7

Would you politely go to hell?

1:40.6

Hello, everybody, Nadide. Welcome into Never Not Funny. This is a little sampling of the

1:45.1

lettered episode that we released this week. And if you want to hear the entire episode, you can head

1:49.7

over to Never Not Funny.com and subscribe to the platinum subscription levels that we have over

1:55.5

there for you to hear everything. But this is a nice little taste of what's happening over there

2:00.8

behind closed doors

2:02.7

at the platinum. So

2:04.6

please enjoy.

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