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🗓️ 16 September 2025
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Four middle aged men wade into the murky waters of teen slang in an attempt to understand which numbers are funny and why. Then, Garon goes to the cupboard for another blind taste test courtesy of Galactic Snacks.
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| 1:16.1 | Hello, everybody, Nadide. |
| 1:17.3 | Welcome into Never Not Funny. |
| 1:21.3 | This is a little sampling of the lettered episode that we released this week. |
| 1:25.4 | And if you want to hear the entire episode, you can head over to nevernot Funny.com and subscribe to the platinum subscription levels that we have over there for you to hear everything. |
| 1:31.9 | But this is a nice little taste of what's happening over there behind closed doors at the platinum. |
| 1:38.5 | So please enjoy. |
| 1:41.9 | I know, it's neat that they can do that. |
| 1:44.6 | It's neat, but my own phone calls me Jimmy Bardo. |
| 1:50.7 | It's my phone. |
| 1:52.5 | Yeah, they should know that. |
| 1:53.5 | That's knowable for them. |
| 1:55.2 | It's probably, you probably typed it into the phone at some point. |
| 1:57.9 | And as I've said a million times, my phone to my phone, I have never once emailed somebody named Bryce. I have 10,000 times emailed Bruce. Yeah. So why do you change it to Bryce? Yeah. I still, my theory is still that because all of the speech and text and everything and like autocorrect has gone to the cloud, that are teenagers fucking with us that they're purposely putting the wrong thing in you think the teens |
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