Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show.

Great to be her fun show last night in San Antonio.

We had to come back here to California to do a podcast and we're leaving immediately

to Dallas with the good people of Titan Aviation who have

been helping us out and I appreciate that I have been flying private recently and I am sort of developing a problem.

I don't and here's the thing and I know this is seems you know many of you have not had the experience of flying in a private plane and that's not my fault to be honest it's not my fault it's not you know what I mean you have things I don't have okay families all that good stuff right

They're always nice right they always work out but I'm a proponent of family. I am, even in the instance when, you know, your kids are running

around Arizona killing others. I still think, I still think a family is good even when you're

doing drugs together.

But I've been flying private.

My jet broker-Dirk takes care of us.

But you know, I'm learning lessons about pot.

You cannot engage these people in conversation they will never ever stop.

Pilots will never first of all a friend of mine brought up a good point.

They are the truck drivers of the sky. No one cares about what pie. When they talk, when you're

sitting in the plane and they go to speak, you roll your eyes. You can barely hear them. They try to make like a joke. The only time you ever want to hear from a pilot is when things are getting funky, when there's turbulence, when there's weather, and they come on to go,

hey folks, this will be about another five minutes,

everything's fine.

That's the only thing you ever want to hear from a pilot.

Or if you've been sitting in a commercial flight

and you're on the tarmac and you're ready to go and they go,

hey guys, just a couple of routine safety checks.

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