379. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A quick morning episode before I run off to London. We'll reduce the frequency of episodes for the next two weeks while on holiday. Today we chat about Chris' Lake Como scene report, understanding British country living, we speculate why Kim K and Skete have parted ways, what it sounds like when you have to yell at your child named Psalm, microchipping Rob Kardashian like a rescue dog, you can tell when your parents don't love you, we make our money on the backend, there are some pests that you just can't get rid of, Chris' suitcase packing tips, big ass anchovies on the caesar, Chris on the Italian clay courts, and we discuss the differences between physical vacations and mental ones. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, Bonjourno, Demijez.
0:15.0	What time is it over there in, are you still in Lake Como?
0:23.0	Lake Como time.
0:24.1	It's 3.45 PM.
0:26.2	I'm gearing up for the event, the reason that we are here
0:31.1	and due to some possible inclement weather it has been shifted forcing us
0:35.8	to do this podcast now which is 645 on a Saturday LA time and I want to thank you
0:41.8	Jason for being flexible to kind of fit to my unfortunate schedule.
0:46.7	It's not unfortunate.
0:48.2	It's probably amazing.
0:49.9	You're having such a great time over there. That sounded facetious to me.
0:57.0	Let me be clear.
0:58.0	That is not sarcasm.
1:00.0	That is just, I woke up eight minutes ago. The Nissan hasn't turned over all the way. I'm not purring like a kitten just quite yet.
1:08.0	In speaking of Lake Como, I feel like until I started hanging out with the rich people I always thought it was spelled
1:16.1	Cuomo like a like governor that's right no it's it's Cuomo that's, it's, Cuomo. That's Italian, right?
1:24.0	I guess, I don't know.
1:25.0	Andrew Cuomo, is he, he's probably an Italian guy, right?
1:27.0	Yeah, he's an Italian, he's an Italian guy, right?
1:30.0	He's from, he's from Queens.
1:32.0	When I, when I first saw Como being spelled C-O-M-O-O-M-O-O-M-O-O-O-M-O-O-M-O-O-M-O-O-M-O-O-I was stunned. I understand it. I'm glad that you're admitting that kind of publicly I think that's the first step to recovery
1:44.0	I'm not I'm not saying that this happened like two days ago it was a long time ago but sure well long
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