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We Got This with Mark and Hal

#379 - Best Movie Monologue

We Got This with Mark and Hal

Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi

Thrillingadventurehour, Markgagliardi, Arts, Society & Culture, Hallublin, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Drunkhistory, Welcometonightvale

4.8982 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Can you HANDLE the best?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello I'm Hal Lublin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

0:03.0

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

0:07.0

With the fate of the world in the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

0:13.8

Best movie monologue.

0:17.7

That's right, don't worry everyone.

0:20.1

We got this.

0:20.8

Podcast should have a theme song. Podcast should not have a theme song.

0:24.0

Yes, they should.

0:25.0

No, they shouldn't.

0:26.0

They sound good.

0:27.0

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

0:30.0

Hmm.

0:31.0

You know what?

0:32.0

You're right. We got this.

0:37.0

How I'm worried about this episode.

0:39.0

What do you want to tell you why? Here's what I'm worried about.

0:42.0

What we are trying to figure out is the greatest

0:45.2

movie monologue of all time. We're trying to get to that truth, Hal. And when we get to that truth,

0:51.2

I don't know if we can handle it.

0:54.0

Oh, oh.

0:57.0

That was such a disdainful and unwilling laugh to that.

1:06.1

It's nice to see you buddy.

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