I love you, bitch.

She's on one today, folks.

Yo, I'm on one.

Yes?

It's a podcast, not a cast pod.

Hey, Fringe, every day she'll make you say, oh my God, she's got the scoop on pop culture news.

So grab you drink, ain't what you say, it's Sarah and the crew.

I totally miss like three or four words in there, whatever.

I was like, shit, did I say the word?

No, no, they're completely wrong.

You guys, we are totally live every Monday and Wednesday on YouTube. You just subscribe to at Hayfrage. And boom, you will see AJ and myself. AJ is my trusted dear friend. She started as an intern. We're hustled. This bitch is on fire. And does she know comedy? I guess. And now it's become complete the chatting vagina show it's

like dueling badges i love this show so much i look forward to it every day now you are taking

a little hiatus we're we're not discussing why right quick hiatus i could be pregnant oh that's good

well that would insinuate that you're having an abortion, so that sounds great. You know? Okay, yeah. Not that. I'm getting a snippet of my neck cut off. I'm getting a facelift. You are not. You say. Facelift, booblift, and buttox lift. You are not. You're so gorgeous. You're not really considering plastic surgery, are you?

I'm going to come back snatched.

This bitch is literally, I'm going to take a little hiatus and just get snatched. I'm going to come on back. You are already snatched. You're doing all these new looks and I've got to keep up. That's to cover up the gray hair and wrinkles, bitch. I ain't doing this because like I'm trying to reinvent.

It's like how many times can I fucking move this face around before I need a left?

Like sister, I got a good 10 years on you. Okay. All right. Good point. But you're still looking just as young as me. I got to say. I got to keep up with the phrases. Well, you keep me looking so young. Plus, I mean, we're working on a TV show. are we? We're working on like sketch comedy now. I mean every single week we come in here. We've got

cheeseboards. We've got documentaries. We've got true crime. Now we're on to comedy sketches. We're starting to sound a little bit like somebody I know. Name, names, name, names. I ain't no snitch. I know snitch. I've got a book. I've got skin care. I've know snitch I've got a book

I've got skin care

I've got candles

I've got TV

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