3783: Woman Power w/ Ophira Eisenberg

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you also's come and everything to us
0:02.3	It's a d be the end of the year.
0:04.8	Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Malley.
0:07.0	I'm Khamda.
0:08.0	O'Fara Eisenberg is here.
0:09.8	Hello, O'Fara.
0:11.8	Hello. Who's better than O'Fara. You know I'm from NPR the book
0:17.8	Screw Everyone the podcast parenting is a joke the album plant-based jokes, a joy and a goddamn dream, O'Fara, good to see you.
0:27.0	Nice, a goddamn dream. If only we would wake up I see of course your bangs are on point. Oh thank you. I they are freshly
0:40.1	Sheared I am like a sheep. I have to go quite often for the shearing of the bank and I will tell you I'm a
0:47.3	long time customer of my hairdresser and I went in and it was you know what it was two bank trims in between cuts and they charged me for the second one they're like it's taking advantage I nearly flipped the chair.
1:01.2	What is this thing? I'm sorry, excuse me?
1:04.0	I go to a different hair place.
1:05.0	What does this mean?
1:07.0	Did I understand that correctly?
1:09.0	Did I understand that you missed a bang cutting appointment and they charged you twice because they have to cut twice the amount?
1:17.0	No, no.
1:18.0	Okay.
1:19.0	So if you have bangs, people with bangs know this lore that if you get your
1:23.9	haircut at a place in-between they they offer you a bang trim like for free
1:29.1	because the bangs are going to grow faster than you'd probably need a haircut.
1:33.2	But I needed it twice because I don't know.
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