#378 - Wacko Lacto, Gatwick Fresh and Falling Into a Big Ditch

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

What do we all do before going on holiday? Check we have our Big Three (keys, boarding pass, passport), worry about whether the place has a washing machine, and write up a draft will. It’s the classic Robins pre-holiday triumvirate.

Yes, Johnny JR is off on his holidays to climb the Matterhorn with his eyes. And boy does he have a spring in his step!

Alongside holiday chat, we witness the birth of a new event: The Elis and John Decathlon. Jessica Ennis-Hill and Daley Thompson watch out, two digital podcast-first DJs are coming for you.

And don’t for one second think this podcast doesn’t contain excellent mad daddery, top listener correspondence and chat about the world’s favourite app BBC Sounds.

Keep all your bits coming in to [email protected], or WhatsApp the show on 07974 293 022.

Transcript

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0:00.0	She's had her fair share of troubles and has split from both Johnny Depp and Matt Damon in recent years.
0:07.0	This is the story of one of Hollywood's most iconic stars.
0:11.0	They're considering withdrawing on the charges of stealing from Fifth Avenue.
0:15.3	Through controversy, heartbreak and the dawn of the streaming age.
0:19.0	Whenona got pushed into a whole different generation just with that.
0:22.8	I'm Maisie Williams, taking you on a journey through the twist and turns of Wanoana Riders' incredible
0:28.1	career.
0:29.1	She's the girl that everybody wants to be.
0:31.1	Famously, Wanoa. Listen now on BBC Sounds. The Hello everyone welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast.
1:07.0	Yeah, that's it really.
1:10.0	Yeah, you, you would, I don't feel you had your head in the game before you started broadcasting there, John.
1:16.3	No, my head's in, well the only game my head is in is constant checking in my mind.
1:22.0	Oh, okay. Because I am... And Cricket? No, Cricket's done.
1:26.3	Cricket was a waste of three, five a.m. Alarms.
1:29.2	Though enjoyable to watch, of course, and listen on TMS. No because I'm technically in transit
1:37.3	as we speak because I'm on my way to a short break where I'm going to climb the matter horn of my eyes.
1:43.4	Of course you are.
1:44.4	So I just can't relax or enjoy anything or have any joy until I'm back home.
1:49.8	Why?
1:50.5	Because it's too stressful. When's your flight?
1:54.0	It might be delayed because of fog.
1:57.0	It might be cancelled because of fog.
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