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So I am going to a conference on Wednesday.

It's going to have about 1,700 people there.

And the majority of them are just there to get CEU credits.

Like they're just there to like sit through the classes and whatever.

It's in Palm Springs.

So it's like a nice resort location.

But it's like mainly just like long boring classes or whatever.

And we sponsored a lunch session. And typically when companies like

mine sponsor a lunch session, they like get up and try and sell people for like 90 minutes when

they're just like there to eat the chicken man. Right. If I had an expense account, I'd be at a lunch

with my boss. Like this is terrible. I don't want to be here. Right. So instead of doing that,

I'm just going to like play trivia with them.

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