Right in the nuts! In honor of Jackass Forever, what's the best way you've hurt yourself?

I'm Katie Rich and I'm going with a time when I was at Sundance and trying to catch a bus and slipped on a patch of ice right in front of the bus and fell on my back and not only did the bus driver come running out to check on me, but Jordan Hoffman was right there and he also came over to me and said that the bus drivers probably have to check

on us to make sure I don't sue. Which is not a nice way to think of this nice man checking on me and I was fine.

Yeah and then you sued anyway which was kind of fucked up. Which is how she made her millions.

Yeah, you bankrupted that poor guy.

That's true.

Oh, just that one bus driver, that was the whole thing.

I'm at Patches, and the pain that I can recall clearest is when I did the milk gallon challenge and

When you drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour the problem is you lower your body temperature extremely fast and so I

spent the night on the floor bloated and just frozen to death. It was horrible.

Because the milk is so cold. Yes, the milk is really cold because you've been keeping it in the fridge.

This is the same Matt Patches who once sat at the desk of my room at 71 Second Avenue once upon the

time and chugged four locos while I what were you doing you

What happened what happened was that I chugged a four loco because people were egged me on and then I went and threw up and then I

came back and I chugged an entire other four loco.

Sure of course of course.

And I would not describe that as pain. I would describe it as victim. That's why it's not my light.

It was joy for the rest of us, I think.

I'm Dave with the Seven and I tested if a vodka enema would get me drunk it did not but the fallout was extensive

How do you how do you get that in you?

With an enema or do you buy an anema, you empty out the saline, and you replace it with vodka.

I don't know if you had to do it yourself or help.

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