378 - Nose For R2 (AKA the Wampyre)

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve discusses the life of a touring rock musician with Cody, and "physician heal thyself" with Dr Scott. Hilarity ensues. PLEASE VISIT: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (Dr Scott’s nasal rinse is here!) noom.doctorsteve.com (lose weight, gain you-know-what) tweakedaudio.com offer code “FLUID” (best CS anywhere) premium.doctorsteve.com (all this can be yours!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:33.9	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.
0:42.3	I need some touch it.
0:44.2	You know, ho, ho, yo.
0:45.6	Yeah, me garret.
0:51.2	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:54.1	I've got Zabola vives dripping from my nose.
0:57.1	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my imbettable woes.
1:02.1	I want to take my brain out, glassed with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and
1:06.9	pulsating shave.
1:07.9	I want a magic pill.
1:08.9	All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen gain.
1:13.1	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:18.4	I want a requiem for my disease.
1:21.2	So I'm aging Dr. Steve.
1:24.6	It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio, now a podcast.
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