378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:20.2	to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.
0:24.2	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anatishinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray and
0:28.9	James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:33.2	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:38.9	Starting with fact number one and that is James.
0:41.7	Okay, my fact this week is that some dog owners in Alaska are putting spiky jackets on
0:48.0	their pets to stop bald eagles from carrying them away.
0:54.1	How many pets in Alaska have been carried off by bald eagles?
0:58.1	To my knowledge in recent weeks zero but that just shows that these jackets are doing
1:03.5	their job right?
1:04.5	Good point.
1:05.5	Yeah.
1:06.5	It's so cool.
1:07.5	Have you guys seen a picture of it?
1:09.5	They look like futuristic ravers like an apocalyptic punk.
1:14.6	It's amazing.
1:15.6	It's like huge glow sticks on the back of the spider's body and so on.
1:19.8	Are they?
1:20.8	Because I read a few things saying I can't walk out whether the guy is selling this stuff
1:24.5	or just on a genius streak of manipulating dog owners paranoia.
1:29.1	Because there are lots of eagles and they do carry off very heavy fish.
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