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You good, brother? I was trying to fight. You know, full moon's coming. Trying to fight it.

Oh, I see. I see. Didn't it pass? Whatever. Yeah, I don't the viewers are concerned. The full moon's subjective, actually. Just whenever I feel like it is, that's when I'm actually, word, word. I mean, technically, the moon's always full, really. Like, you don't have like a... That's actually... It's actually a ridiculous. The concept of a full mood is actually absurd i feel

fucking stupid how i really do i really do feel stupid because i've never considered that

how is how is that relevant to what the full moon means well because it's just like oh it only works

when you see it well it's because of how much is But the, but the visibility of the moon does affect how tides work, though, literally. I don't think that's true. I would say it's quite literally true. It's the position of the moon. It's the position. It's not, it's not the visibility of like how. That does coincide with the phases of the moon of it coincides, but it's not causal. It's not causal. It'll be like, I'm indoors so it's a completely obscured moon. No, no, no, no. It's not causal, but those, the visibility there are, they all coincide. They all understood. Yeah, it's not causal, but yes. The moon is always full. There's not important. Someone's not putting pieces of the moon together based on your visual perspective. I guarantee you, Casey. I guarantee you that that sentence blew a couple people's minds. I bet there's a couple of people who probably never considered the fact that, oh, yeah, the moon is always full. I think that is. If that blew anyone's mind, I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

It's not a bind blow, but it's like, I bet most people haven't considered that because I haven't considered that until just now, in fact.

That's crazy.

Oh, wait, it's full.

Always.

That's like saying when you don't see the sun, it's the sun's not up there.

It's like, how is it possible?

But you just argued that the visibility of the sun's not up there. It's like, how is it possible? You just, but you just argued that the visibility of the moon.

Chris, that's Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, that is, thinking that the moon is not full all the time is definitely silly.

It's just, it's just, you don't normally think about that.

That's not an active thought.

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