Hey, all you also's going to listen to us

to say the end of the year.

Yeah, my mom lied to me about my Christmas stocking.

Like I asked her to hide it for me next time I go home,

because I'm younger than my brother and sister. So was like I missed out on just the hiding of the stocking because they played it up for them because I was younger and then I'm like I missed out like on 10 years I just want you to hide the stocking and she like was weird about it where she's like I don't I don't know where you're I'm like you have to know where the stocking is and she finally like came to and she's like well I think I donated it and I'm like you donated my stocking, my Christmas stocking?

And I'm like, do Billy and Wendy, my brother and sister have theirs?

And she's like, no, I think I donated them too.

So I hung up on her and called those two immediately and they both had them.

So I called her back and I'm like hello liar like you you donated you literally lied to me about that

Billy and Wendy have their Christmas stockings and you she She took my name off of it.

There was a sequence name.

She took the time to take it off and drive it

to the Salvation Army.

Like, what a bitch!

But she kept like a vibrator, she found that I had when I was 18 and then just brought that up to me recently.

I was like, do you want this vibrator? I'm like, but you gave away my Christmas docking.

Do you think she used it?

No, I don't think she knew what it was for the longest time.

It was like an old school, like big grimace purple-looking thing.

She could have put the dildo in the Christmas stocking and had them both waiting for you.

She would have still had a gift.

I'd be fine with that.

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