377-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF. That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy. Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 24 hours are rough! We revisit with Orlando Brown who has new ways to describe his sexual exploits. Plus, what YMH word does Tina add to her coffee order? Are you ready to step up your "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans" Game? It's all here.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's a great way to start today.
0:02.6	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house,
0:06.9	jeans.
0:07.7	Did you see what happened here?
0:08.8	Yeah.
0:09.7	And dogland?
0:10.5	I put a sweater on a thief.
0:12.5	Took it off.
0:13.4	No, bitsie.
0:14.4	Oh, she took it off?
0:15.2	Bitsie was biting the sweater and this jerk pulled it off
0:18.6	of him and now bitsie has it interesting.
0:20.6	She's eating it.
0:21.5	She's eating it.
0:22.3	She's such a jerk.
0:23.3	Don't forget, if you go to your mom's house podcast.com
0:28.3	and you shop through our Amazon banner every time you buy
0:32.4	what you would buy from Amazon, it kicks a little
0:35.0	something back to the show, help support our production,
0:38.9	our blue band, all that stuff.
0:40.5	Please shop through our Amazon banner.
0:42.5	We have a Canadian mom's on banner as well.
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