377: Pedro Pascal's Secret Criminal Plans | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:00.0	And So, Hey, it's the official podcast and Jackson has asked me an adorable question so I just I want Jackson
0:35.3	to ask that one on air for everyone to hear.
0:38.4	Okay so over the weekend Charlie posted a picture on his Instagram account of him hanging out with some friends at a at a bar in in Florida
0:50.5	having a goofy time it looks like and I noticed a guy on the left there, Charlie, or the right of the picture,
0:58.0	and I had a question for you. Was that actually the Mandalorian himself? Was that Pedro Pascal or did my eyes deceive me?
1:07.2	Well Jackson, unfortunately you fell victim to the oldest trick in the bonk. It's not the real Petro Pascal. So what
1:16.4	happened is a couple buddies came in to town and we went to bars and they had met a guy who looks exactly like Pedro Pascal and asked
1:27.4	if he'd be a part of like this big video they were making which is actually a
1:30.6	really fire idea I won't spoil the surprise of it.
1:33.7	But he's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm down to do that. And then he just decided to like
1:37.2	hang around for the rest of the night too because he was nice and he went to the
1:41.3	bars with us and everyone thought it was the real Pedro Pascal.
1:44.8	Genuinely looks like him. It looks exactly like him. I could definitely tell that like
1:50.8	something was off but if you had told me that that was genuinely
1:54.7	Pedro Pascal I would have no problem believing it he looks like a he looks like a
1:59.7	he looks almost like a one to one replica.
2:03.3	Why, how did they find him?
2:04.5	Did he just like, was he just walking down the street
2:06.5	and they were like, holy shit, it's Pedro Pascal?
2:08.9	Yeah, it was pure happenstance that they ran into him.
2:12.0	Like they were, they filmed a couple of things they were doing
2:15.0	and like at some point they just saw him, I think if I remember correctly,
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