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🗓️ 13 April 2023
⏱️ 180 minutes
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This week, in Hope, Alaska, seemingly every man in the state is after one young lady. A transplant, from New Orleans, by way of an attempted New York modeling career, who is currently the star dancer at the biggest strip club in town. At one point, she's engaged to at least 3 men, at once. This all leads to a horrible, and inevitable murder, with a very specific weapon, making it easier to narrow down suspects. This one turns into a giant mess, so make sure to listen until the end!!
Along the way, we find out that we need bathrooms, to call something a vacation, that you shouldn't live with your fiance, and her fiance, and that if someone is killed near a tree, and nobody hears it...
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0:07.0 | In the aftermath of a shocking crime, people always ask, why? Why would someone do something like that? |
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0:28.0 | This week, in Hope, Alaska, what seems like half the male population of the state is in love with the same young lady with twisted and terrible results. Welcome to Small Town Murder. |
0:39.0 | Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Small Town Murder. Yay! Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy, yay indeed. My name is James Petrogall, I'm here with my co-host. |
1:03.5 | I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you, folks, so much for joining us on another wild, crazy edition of Small Town Murder. And this is no different. Whenever we had to a place like Alaska, you know there's craziness going on. It's unruly up there, we'll say. |
1:20.5 | So before we get to that insane story this week, and this is one of those, you got to listen all the way to the end because holy hell, it's got a left hook coming at you. |
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3:37.5 | I'm not going to die for the disclaimer here. This is this is a comedy show and it's work comedians. We're definitely comedians. There's definitely going to be murder and there's definitely going to be jokes. But the jokes. See, this is the thing. We don't think it's there's anything funny about the actual murder when someone's head is being removed or not like that's hilarious. That's so funny. But there's a lot of other stuff around a murder. That is hilarious. |
4:00.5 | For instance, the idea, hey, I think I'll kill this person. I'll probably get away with it. That's no problem. That's a crazy thought to have as comedians. We're going to make fun of that. We're going to make fun of small towns because we're all from somewhere terrible. And it's a nice. It's a roast environment. So have fun with that. But what we do not do. We never do as we don't make fun of the victims or the victims families. Why James? Because we're assholes. Yeah, but we're not scumbags. Yeah, that works. So that sounds good to you. You want to hear a crazy story. |
4:30.5 | You're in for one. If you think true crime and comedy should never, ever, ever go together. Maybe we're not. Maybe we're just not a good match for each other. Everybody you never know. But we think maybe you should give it a chance. And if you are, I think it's time to sit back and where are you right now? Where would you do it? What do you like? Are you deep sea fishing right now for tuna? Is that what you're doing? You're out there. |
4:50.5 | Oh, pull it in. Well, somebody someone's got a hold of a good one there. They're leaning over. They can't do it. Shove them right over. |
4:56.7 | Boy, that's a toss them right over. Watch your little feet go into the water. Swim with the tunas. And as they're, as they're swirling down into the deep blue sea. I want you to shout. |
5:06.7 | Shout out. |
5:10.5 | Deep murder. |
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