376: Week 12 of Fatherhood

The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

TMG Studios

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 31K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Noel gives us a full report on the first 12 weeks of fatherhood, including his favorite pieces of children’s literature and lessons he has learned thus far. Plus, how he has upgraded his cooking game, and a strange new fortnite map.

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Chapters:
0:00 the coffee house
2:09 baby shit
6:32 noel’s last six months
9:19 the birthing process
10:12 betterhelp
11:50 cutting the umbilical cord
13:29 vulnerable in fatherhood
17:00 children's books
21:30 the fantastic flying books
25:38 interstellar wisdom
27:58 snowrunner
29:38 baby breakfast time
35:58 family kart time
38:29 hellmann’s fortnite ad
40:05 joey’s football update
41:59 watching the mayo ad
43:27 seeking advice from fellow dads
44:50 baby fingers
46:20 bonus time!

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0:22.7	And? yeah.
0:30.8	Good evening, everybody.
0:33.5	Welcome to the TMG show.
0:36.7	I just want to put you in your coffee house bag real quick.
0:41.3	I want to put that tune in your head that plays when you go to flirt with the barista
0:48.3	and you're lacking a little bit of confidence so you cop out and you're like, oh yeah, I'll just get a flat white.
0:58.1	And the brisa goes, sure, anything else?
1:01.0	With those uninterested eyes and you're like, that, no, that'll be it.
1:08.4	I don't have that problem anymore.
1:10.0	I'm happily married with a child.
1:14.3	I, um, sorry, I didn't mean to start you on such a negative tone for the episode.
1:20.5	Welcome everybody to the podcast.
1:22.7	It's been a while since I got to speak to you directly.
1:26.4	And I think tonight's a good opportunity to do that.
1:29.6	I'm fired up today. Got the breast milk in the coffee. Feeling good. And if you're not familiar
1:37.5	with the benefits of breast milk, you should, man, do some reading. When I get breast milk in my coffee,
1:43.8	I get this newfound strength.
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