376: Skinny Condom

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	I'm a man.
0:32.5	Whoa.
0:33.5	Holy shit.
0:34.4	A diss track.
0:35.9	I can take it.
0:37.5	You're, you're weeping.
0:39.6	It's like, what the fuck did he mean?
0:41.0	Why did you say I can take it as you cried?
0:44.1	I can take a fucking, I said I can take a gentle ribbing.
0:48.4	This was way more than a gentle ribbing.
0:50.5	He said that what did he say?
0:51.9	He called me like, it was, it was verbal rough housing.
0:55.6	It was unfair to me.
0:56.9	It wasn't what it was because I could be like, you could say like,
0:59.7	I'm handsome but not hot and that's fine.
1:02.1	Even though this would be like a gentle ribbing.
1:04.6	But he'd be like, what did he say?
1:06.1	That's like a backhanded compliment or something.
1:08.2	He called me tall.
1:10.6	You wish he called you tall.
1:12.8	You said you were as dumb as a cashew.
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