#376 - Skeggsy, Deggsy and £360 Cash

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Wheel the to 1:50 scale Maine Road birthday cake out, Producer Dave is turning 40!

George Orwell posited that 1984 would be a year of bleak dystopian nightmares. In reality it spawned Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’, the film Ghostbusters and Stockport's finest podcast-first producer, Dave Masterman. Eat that, Orwell.

So it’s time to celebrate in the only way Dave knows how: with a bucket of coleslaw, an overly priced toastie, a trip to the local omnipotent bar chain and an hour of podcasting fun. We hear from an array of friends from his past including some Mancunian acquaintances…

Away from the birthday fun we get more insights into the secrets of sex clubs - John, fully clothed, has his notebook at the ready - and we all go a bit chippy mad.

Make Producer Dave’s 41st year his best yet by continuing to send in your top quality correspondence to [email protected] and 07974 293 022 on WhatsApp.

And remember to keep it locked on BBC Sounds.

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0:00.0	She's had her fair share of troubles and has split from both Johnny Depp and Matt Damon in recent years.
0:07.0	This is the story of one of Hollywood's most iconic stars.
0:11.0	They're considering withdrawing on the charges of stealing from Fifth Avenue.
0:15.3	Through controversy, heartbreak and the dawn of the streaming age.
0:19.0	Whenona got pushed into a whole different generation just with that.
0:22.8	I'm Maisie Williams, taking you on a journey through the twist and turns of Wanoana Riders' incredible
0:28.1	career.
0:29.1	She's the girl that everybody wants to be.
0:31.1	Famously, Wanoa. Listen now on BBC Sounds. You're going to. Yes, it's here. Today is a very special day for a very special boy.
1:07.0	Producer Dave is 40 years old and audio always have pulled out all the stops.
1:12.0	There's Man City Bunting and a guest list that reads like the
1:14.8	Radio Royal Family Tree. Charles, Livesy, Birden, Munchette, Warburton, Edwards and Aldroyd all send their apologies.
1:23.0	But Matt surely is here.
1:26.0	He scurried in, mumbled happy birthday dug,
1:29.0	before emptying a platter of sausage rolls into yesterday's guardian
1:32.0	and making his way home.
1:34.0	The master clan are out in force and timber magnate dad and he masterman has his traditional
1:39.9	birthday treat for its big boy. After reading an article about a man who brought
1:44.2	his son a micalin whiskey every year which quadrupled in value by his 21st
1:48.7	birthday, Dave's dad has started saving him a slice of the truest-grained oak from each year's harvest.
1:55.0	Incased in 15 mil, MDF it's tricky to open and even harder to store, but the real present is
2:00.8	its enthusiasm for Grade 1 timber.
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