376: Karnspiracy Theories

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Hope you've got some paper towels ready, because it's time for another Regular Features, the wettest and heaviest podcast in town. This week, Joe and Gav investigate the wild world of minor celebrities openly debasing themselves for small amounts of money. And that is frankly all that's worth mentioning about this episode.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:02.0	A regular regular regular actual Regular regular future The regular features The regular features the show Through early morning fog I see Visions of things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see.
0:23.6	That suicide is painless.
0:26.6	It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please.
0:35.6	Welcome to regular features, the podcast that is the same every week and like every
0:40.6	week I start with a stirring rendition of suicide is painless the the theme tune to mash the
0:48.1	sitcom about the doctors where they famously don't have a laugh track in the surgery scenes.
0:56.2	My name is Steve.
0:57.7	Welcome to this week's episode of the Regular Featiery Podcast.
1:00.5	We couldn't get together this week.
1:02.6	Larges in Nottingham.
1:03.3	He has thrown himself into his work overcome with the oil-consuming belays of a Tory government.
1:09.1	Similarly, Matt Lees through the sheer force of discouragement and annoyance,
1:16.7	has become unmoored from the Earth's gravitational pool, and is now sailing out towards the outer solar system and the orbit of Neptune,
1:26.8	the only planet that really understands Matt
1:30.9	Lee's. However, we do have Joe and Gav who've recorded a lovely little feature for you, which I'm
1:37.4	going to stop talking so we can get right to it. It's got three of my favorite things in it.
1:42.9	Discussion of Bad Bat Damon films from 1998.
1:46.0	Two. Conspiracy theories about Instagram spying on you through your microphone.
1:51.0	Three. Discussion of the cast of Home Improvements. The early 90s sitcom about Tim Allen trying to fix up his house, but he can't because of his bloody nagging wife.
2:04.6	I've got the tape here, let's slam it in the slot. It's not really a slot. I'm going to edit in a digital audio file,
2:13.6	but I thought the theatre of inserting a tape would be pleasing to you.
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