McChrispy strips are now at McDonald's, tender, juicy, and its own sauce.

Would you look at that?

Well, you can't see it, but trust me, it looks delicious.

New mid-crispy strips, now at McDonald's.

This episode brought you by the following patrons.

Leaf Girl, Min, Jason, Madeline, Vixen, Holly, Laura, Jeremy with a laser eyes,

Ali, Logan, Kristen, Tia, and Jonathan. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved,

your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you

want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group. Well, we'll be talking about how

awesome sleepy Floyd looked in that jacket daily. I'm introducing one of my

friends into True Blood for the first time, which is the best because she is convinced that

Sam Merlot is a serial killer. Like in real life? No, no, no, like on the show. And we aren't

spoiling anything. So we're just like, I don't know.

I don't know. And so watching it through her eyes for the first time where she's like,

that weird shape-shifting motherfucker killing bitches is so fun.

Paige, I also have no idea if he's a serial killer or not.

You'll never know.

Unless you finish watching the first season, which I highly recommend.

It's like a murder mystery.

It's pretty fun.

But yeah, she's like, he shitted into a dog.

And I was like, you think that's weird.

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