0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.4	The doctor was the mother.
0:09.3	He stood on a block of ice.
0:12.1	Both the network of fish.
0:14.5	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:17.5	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:20.1	And the horse was a thing Friday. He was six before right. All right. All right.
0:21.6	All right. All right. I put in a bid, guys, and I won.
0:41.0	It's a storage unit.
0:42.0	I guess the owner died or something.
0:43.8	I'm watching a lot of storage wars.
0:45.3	You guys seen that?
0:45.9	You heard of this?
0:47.4	Oh, man.
0:48.4	Yeah, no, I'm excited for you.
0:49.9	I hurried over because I heard I put in a bidet.
0:53.4	Oh.
1:27.9	Why did you hurry over? Did you need to use a bidet? No, let's just do what you're going to do. If you have to use a bidet, I don't really want to be hanging out right now. Because a bidet is the only toilet that pisses in your butt or whatever. The only toilet, but no, let's do what you were going to do. I can deal with my thing later or whatever. This is so exciting. There could be something worth so much inside this storage unit. I know so many times people, you know, they pay 20 bucks and they open it and it's like a bunch of vintage toys or like Santa or whatever. Like it's so exciting. Like an old car. You haven't opened it yet?
1:29.2	Did you just not wipe?
1:30.9	So there could still be stuff in there that I could.
1:34.2	You could have like, can't towels.
1:36.8	Why didn't you just wipe before you came here?
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