3756: New Year, New You

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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It’s January 1st, 2024, and your life is about to change! Keith and Chemda start off the new year discussing New Year’s Eve on TV, Donald Trump being taken off of 2024 ballots over the Jan. 6 insurrection, The Dad Emails book announcement, and the passing of the great Kenny DeForest.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you also's come and everything to us
0:02.3	It's a dune, another go.
0:05.0	Welcome to Keith and the Girl, I'm Keith Malley.
0:07.5	I'm Jemda.
0:08.5	It's Keith and the Girl episode 3,756.
0:12.4	That is totally a normal number to say.
0:16.2	Happy New Year, happy New Year.
0:18.1	Happy New Year.
0:19.0	I don't know how today's gonna go
0:20.6	because I have not spoken to anybody or said a word out loud to myself in the last three weeks during break.
0:25.9	So even my voice sounds strange to me.
0:29.2	I forgot how everything works.
0:31.2	When you just said, hi, I'm Keith or whatever the fuck you say, I'm like, and I'm, yeah, I'm Khemda.
0:37.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did say it confidently, like it came to you.
0:40.5	And I'm, yeah, I'm a Kenda.
0:44.0	Honestly, check it out, rewind a little, there's a little hesitation if you compare to the other
0:49.5	other 3,755 shows.
0:52.3	I, uh, right before the show I go I go kenda we're ready to go what you got for us and she had big guys like what the
0:57.8	fuck no I got place I got folders look at this I visited I traveled throughout the Midwest. I mean throughout the Midwest. We'll talk about that tomorrow. I have a whole folder here on movies, one worse than the last. Holidays and traveling in general. That's its own folder.
1:13.7	Matthew Perry, Divergence Therapy, Speak,
1:15.9	and Odd Sex Stories, that's its own folder.
1:18.0	No guests this week.
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