375-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2016

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

These Jeans are ready to party. We always knew that Subway served up sandwiches, but we didn't realize there was so much MUSTARD on them. In this episode we explore two entirely different locations with two very upset customers - each expressing their disappointment in a unique way. PLUS - Top Dog and Charo stopped by to do some line reads. We play you the whole thing. That and SO much more. Merry Xmas, Santa Jeans.

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0:30.0	Genius work.
0:31.4	That is really good work, man.
0:33.0	That is really good work.
0:34.8	That's by Joseph G.
0:36.8	Thank you, Joseph.
0:38.6	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:42.0	I am very thin comedian, Tom Sigura, here along with my co-host, the slightly dehydrated
0:48.7	Kris Kee.
0:49.7	Excuse me.
0:50.7	Now, welcome.
0:51.8	Very good, Jeans.
0:55.6	That was very professional.
0:56.8	Yeah, it was until you'd killed my headphones.
0:58.8	Oh, my God.
0:59.8	There's only two things plugged in.
1:00.8	Oh, my God.
1:01.8	Oh, yes.
1:02.8	I didn't think of it, Tally.
1:06.0	Did I totally ruin your read?
1:08.6	It screwed it up at the end.
1:09.6	Do you feel like it wasn't perfect because of that?
1:12.1	Oh, no, no, no.
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