#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep

Tell Em Steve-Dave

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🗓️ 7 June 2018

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories

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0:00.0	Go the fuck to sleep.
0:03.0	By Adam Mann's buck.
0:06.0	The cats nestle close to their kittens.
0:09.0	The lambs have leaned down with the sheep.
0:11.0	Your coos in warm in your bed, my dear.
0:14.0	Please go the fuck to sleep.
0:17.0	The windows are dark in the town, child.
0:20.0	The whales huddle down in the deep.
0:22.0	I'll read you one very last book if you swear.
0:25.0	You'll go the fuck to sleep.
0:29.0	The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest.
0:32.0	And the creatures who crawl run in creep.
0:35.0	And though you're not thirsty, that's bullshit.
0:38.0	Stop lying.
0:39.0	Lie the fuck down my darling.
0:41.0	And sleep.
0:42.0	The wind whispers soft through the grass, hun.
0:45.0	The field mice, they make not a peep.
0:48.0	It's been 38 minutes already.
0:50.0	Jesus Christ, what the fuck go to sleep?
0:53.0	All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.
0:56.0	The froggy has made his last leap.
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