374. The Mayor Goes to Tim (Allentown Mayor Matt Tuerk), Kay Heidecker
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
If you thought it was pretty cool to have a former actual mayor on Office Hours (see episode 372), you're going to think it's also pretty cool that current Allentown, PA Mayor Matt Tuerk joined us in studio AND presented Tim with the key to the city. Fry up some scrapple, pour yourself a Yuengling and watch us cover topics including Yocco's, the Brass Rail, Agriculture Hall, A-Treat, the PPL Building and Dorney Park. Other non-Allentown topics included Bad Bunny vs. the TPUSA Super Bowl halftime show and Tim's own plans to run for mayor.
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:01.1 | Dog |
| 0:03.5 | Welcome to my squirrel room |
| 0:07.8 | I like to meet people |
| 0:11.4 | Hey wow we're doing a TV show now |
| 0:16.5 | That's how you start a TV show |
| 0:18.8 | A lot of these |
| 0:19.6 | Jokers have it all buttoned up And they, trying to put on a professional show, but it's boring, and it drags everyone, no, everyone tunes out. We don't do that here. We make fun of ourselves. We love, I talk like this now. My character, people say, are you doing your character when you do office hours? |
| 0:38.2 | You bet I am. |
| 0:39.1 | I'm doing this guy. |
| 0:39.6 | Great. |
| 0:46.5 | Morning radio is here for everybody to tune in unless you're on the East Coast, in which case it's early afternoon. |
| 0:52.2 | Hey, everybody, by the way, I'm Tim Heidecker, and you're watching Office Hours Live. |
| 0:58.1 | It is February 12th in all honesty. |
| 1:06.6 | And we are broadcasting live from Glendale, California, where it is beautiful outside. |
| 1:08.2 | Thank the Lord. |
| 1:28.4 | I prayed so hard last night for good weather today, and the Lord delivered. It's all you have to do, folks. Get on your damn knees. And Vic, how long did you pray last night for good weather? Oh, about 30 seconds, and it worked. I did an hour. Whoa, okay. Deep, deep prayer. Well, let me introduce the gang while you're just getting settled in. |
| 1:29.7 | Pour yourself a hot cup of coffee. |
| 1:30.9 | Sit back, relax. |
| 1:37.3 | Have a cup of three stooges coffee because we've got DJ Doug Pound. |
| 1:37.9 | Good horning. All right. |
| 1:48.1 | Wow, some circular breathing. |
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