This is Bad News Youth with your British election update.

The second worst country in the world is headed back to the polls.

Will the boot of history keep stomping them in the face?

Or could they paint the boot red this time?

We'll find out soon enough.

Boris Johnson's conservatives are promising to finally deliver on Brexit.

Now, any reasonable person wants to destroy the European Parliament.

But why start there?

Why not burn down Westminster to the ground before moving on to Brussels?

Did anybody think this through?

The conservatives are the party of landlords and 80-year-olds.

Two groups of people who won't even be around in 10 years.

Corrie's are the kind of people that hate when the monarchy does charity work, but love the

kind of parties they throw.

These people belong in prison.

The Labour Party starts out strong by promising to hire 10,000 more police officers.

You'll need someone to round up all the Tories.

Things got even better when Jeremy Corbyn promised a green industrial revolution.

Building trains and power plants is my favorite part of socialism.

Then I learned Corbyn isn't willing to drop the bomb.

Are you serious?

No nuclear weapons?

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