374 - Influenza, Tetanus, and Trucker Food

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	They've got a text!
0:05.1	That's right, dating royalty returns.
0:10.9	The Love Island All-Stars have got their invites and are heading back to the villa.
0:16.1	Which couple will wear Love's crown?
0:19.1	Tune in to ITV2 and ITVX on Monday 30th of January at 9 p.m.
0:24.8	When love will reign supreme.
0:31.3	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.
0:37.8	I need to touch it.
0:39.7	Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho.
0:41.1	Yeah, me garreted.
0:46.5	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:49.9	I've got Tobolabovir, stripping from my nose.
0:52.5	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:55.2	exacerbating my incredible woes.
0:57.9	I want to take my brain out,
0:59.6	blast it with the wave,
1:00.6	an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.
1:03.3	I want a magic pill.
1:04.6	All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen gain.
1:08.5	And if I don't get it now in the tablet,
1:11.9	I think I'm doomed, Then I'll have to go insane
1:13.3	I want to requiem for my disease
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