374: Hi-Tops

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🗓️ 18 October 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This week, the spooktacular takes a break from horror movies for something far more terrifying: A 1985 Christian musical about the importance of... footwear? It's not clear.
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0:00.0	Everyone sends Christmas cards covered in Robbins.
0:03.0	You send Christmas cards covered in your brother Robbins' face.
0:07.0	Yeah, that photo.
0:09.0	The time we got sung on the nose by a wasp and looked like Rudolph. Because at Moon Pig, there's a card for that.
0:15.6	Fill your Christmas cards with your favorite photos, stickers and videos and be the pride of their
0:21.2	mantelpiece. Use code Pig 30% off when you order in the app or online at
0:27.3	Moon Pig.com. So and of course the lead singer of High Top stops in the middle of this to tell everybody that you know even if they don't get the part
0:42.3	Jesus still loves. Oh He might not love him but Jesus loves
0:46.5	him. I feel like you don't need to Jesus pitch people trying out for your
0:52.0	literal fucking Jesus pitch right? Yeah. The only thing people trying out for your literal
0:52.6	fucking Jesus pitch, right?
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:55.2	The only thing more absurd would be for someone to interrupt him
0:57.6	during his pitch to pitch him on just, hey, I'm so sorry Rob Schneider,
1:02.0	but I just want you to know right now.
1:08.0	God awful movies. Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
1:23.8	cinema because it turns out judges have way more sentencing leeway than we thought they did.
1:28.1	I'm your host no illusions. He'll be unable to join us this week but sitting 900 miles to my
1:31.8	northeast is my bad friend
1:33.0	Eli Bosnick Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? Jazz hands and jazz hands and
1:37.5	step off chair step up and
1:40.3	up and also joining us this week is Skeptic Extraordinar Michael Marshall Marsh.
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