374: Ebeneezer Great

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

It's shocking. It's frightening. But you can't look away. You cannot take your eyes off it. It is episode 374 of the Regular Features podcast. Joe has discovered the only thing in this world that can bring unity to the British public, Log dips into his bottomless well of altruism, and Steve lets you in on the secrets to buying the perfect Christmas tree. Let's go, madame, you've heard enough.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:02.0	A regular regular regular feature's a regular regular regular
0:05.0	Regular future's a regular feature show
0:08.0	Hello, I'm Joe Scrabbles and these are my bosom buddies
0:12.0	Steve Hockety and John Longblind
0:15.0	Oh boy I love being one of the bosoms in this buddy patrol
0:20.0	If I'm a bosom and you're a bosom, what are you?
0:22.7	The Brasier.
0:24.1	Ah, I think...
0:25.1	I contain you to.
0:26.2	Keep you from mischief.
0:28.1	That's... I assume what they're for.
0:30.8	Ah, the tit cleft or cleavage in modern parlons.
0:34.6	This is the regular features podcast, the podcast that it's exactly the same every week.
0:40.9	Yes, indeed.
0:41.5	For better or all, for worse, we're committed now, we're never going to change.
0:45.0	We did it way before that podcast where they just watched one movie every week, which isn't
0:51.6	that smile, is it?
0:52.5	What the fuck?
0:53.5	Do you remember that?
0:54.3	There's a podcast where they just watch one movie every week.
0:57.1	We do this exact same thing every week.
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