The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Hi, and welcome to candlelight conversations where three upright chaps discuss courtship, civility, and chivalry, which, hey, it turns out, is not dead.

I'm joined by my two fellow necromancers of love, bringing back chivalry from the dead for one hour of your listening pleasure and guiding you through this modern hellscape of dating, loving, and hook-up culture.

I am your hopelessly single host, Peter Busy, joined by my two close friends,

Troy Stable and Dewey Buzzard.

Troy, Dewey, how you guys doing today?

Howdy, howdy?

I mean, I'm not trying to distract like, distract from the show or anything.

But you guys know how I've been feeling lately after my breakup with Serafina Lemonade.

It's just, you know, it's been a rough thing.

It's been a rough one.

You know, I wasn't going to show up today.

I told you guys I wasn't feeling up to me.

No, it was a bit ago.

It was three minutes,

three months ago,

I think.

It feels like three minutes and three months because like,

I don't know, I just can't even feel like time anymore.

I can't really feel anything since then.

It was before Thanksgiving.

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