3733: In the Zone w/ Gastor Almonte

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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New Guest Gastor Almonte joins KATG to talk about Black names vs. White names, explaining White people to Black children, being a landlord in East New York, and when it’s okay to zone out on your kids. Also, John Stamos reignites the Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal and the trio covers the airline pilot who claims that psychedelic mushrooms caused him to try to down a flight midair.

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1:07.7	Shalei with Shark. He also has been on Comedy Central. You can check out his album, which is great
1:13.2	as well. Immigrant made. Gastor Almonte. Hello, Gastor. How's it going? It's good to see you. It's
1:20.4	silly. You haven't been on sooner. I guess some things get lost in the sauce, but it's good. It's
1:24.5	good to talk to you or stand up as great and your podcast is very fun as well. Now, man, I appreciate
1:29.5	that, man. It's okay to be, you know, the secret ingredient you discover at the end of the recipe.
1:34.8	You've been enjoying it. You know, I'm good with that. The linger. Yes. Yeah, that's me. All it was
1:39.4	a regular, you know, I'm good with that. I like, I like your point about the name Gastor where,
1:45.9	you know, white people are like, oh, you black people. You got crazy fucking names. But then
1:50.7	the point is made. You say, hey, do you know Gastor right away? You know, either do or you don't.
1:56.0	But you go, well, hey, do you know Michael? What Michael? What Michael? John, Michael, John, what?
2:01.2	Michael, John the accountant on the second floor. Yes. Of course, you had nine months you point out,
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