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🗓️ 16 September 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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1- Isn’t that human trafficking?
2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.
3- build a freeway Crush a home
4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.
5- Uh Oh, we’re becoming a shit hole.
6- Hey Touron, do not feed the bison.
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0:00.0 | Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden and much to the consternation of the Hulk. I am welcoming you to my |
0:28.6 | podcast, episode 373, which we are recording at a time that he is normally in the backyard playing ball, |
0:36.1 | so he is just basically laying here wondering |
0:38.9 | what the hell's going on. And I'm sitting here wondering what the hell's going on. Um, |
0:44.6 | you know, as I pulled my articles and stories for the podcast this week, I didn't intend it to be |
0:52.1 | all about race, but that's what just kept popping up, but not, you know, |
0:58.1 | not the ordinary stuff. We keep reaching new bottoms, new levels of stupid. Ron DeSantis, I said this |
1:07.0 | over a year ago, Desantis and Abbott, Florida and Texas, are in a contest to see who can |
1:15.0 | outstupid each other. And right now, DeSantis is taking a lead. Stupid, racist, horrible, comical policy of sending, quote, illegal aliens to sanctuary cities. |
1:34.0 | He just sent, what, 50 people? |
1:38.5 | I think it was 50. I'm not sure. I want to say it was 50 people to yeah he sent 50 undocumented immigrants to |
1:47.7 | Martha's Vineyard now by the way they went from Florida to Texas to Massachusetts |
1:54.2 | Florida has budgeted 12 million dollars which they're getting from the federal government for other things. But anyway, |
2:03.8 | they budgeted $12 million to shipping, quote, illegal immigrants to other states and so-called |
2:11.4 | sanctuary cities. It's dissantis way of having a tantrum and whatever else. Okay, my first question is, |
2:20.1 | how is he not being charged with trafficking? Isn't that trafficking to send somebody who is in the |
2:27.2 | country illegally to attempt to smuggle them or move them to a different city rather than |
2:33.1 | deal with immigration? Isn't that illegal? |
2:36.5 | Isn't that the definition of trafficking? I would think so. But here's the thing about him |
2:42.0 | sending him to Martha's Vineyard. And by the way, the people of Martha's Vineyard took them in. |
2:47.5 | They fed them. They've found a place, I think, in a college or somewhere for them |
2:52.7 | to sleep and they're going to figure it out because they're human and they're Christian. See, |
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