Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

I don't know why

I refuse to know why

Sit down

Nobody's twerking

Say what your heart believes, man

That's a beautiful love making session

Monkey see monkey do, right? Make sure you smell it. Put your

chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your

thing. Live, tape, it's the fastest hour in podcasting.

This is never not funny.

Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello, everybody, indeed, welcome to the program of episode 3722, the World Winning Podcast, Never Not Buddy.

Welcome you in on a Tuesday, a rare Tuesday record.

We do them every now and then.

If there's a holiday, national holiday, we're not racist, so we took yesterday off.

I do know some people that at work yesterday, and I'm, I'm, well, I mean, obviously stores and retail and stuff, restaurants and stayed open.

But I think if you work in an office, it's weird that they don't take the day off.

My theory is no mail, no worky.

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