Ladies gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast with my guest, Andrew Ryan. Hello, good morning. Hello. Now, you just told me your pores are open. Well, will you bloody well closing? Now, I've been using this blackhead scrubber on my face, you know, trying to get my skin ready for the summer, like. Yeah. And it's made me skin worse because the pores are open, dirt's coming out so I've got bad skin at the moment

but I think if you if you do a face scrub and then cold water I think closes your pores

well whatever it is anyway the pores are open right I need to find a system

now can I tell you some see when I use any moisturiser, bar the one I have, I get a rash on my face. Yeah. My skin doesn't like it. Yeah. But for a couple of days it likes it. Yeah. I look great. Can I tell you him? We went to a wedding, which we'll talk about. See that two days before, yeah, I did a collagen face mask. My wife left this collagen face mask on my side of the bed four months,

and I've never put it on, and then I put it on.

Now, it's like the material of it feels like,

it feels like you're wearing a big wet pancake, right?

Yeah.

But she'd just gone to sleep, and I put it it on and then I didn't know it looked like that

then I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and I went if she wakes up because I haven't told

her I'm putting this on if she wakes up at any point looks over at me because you have to like

lie on your back yeah yeah yeah yeah she's going to really scared. So I was imagining what that would look like.

And then I started, like, giggling, laughing. But it's just, like, dark in my house. And then that woke her up. And I went, I could see her, like, because they know you're having fun. So they have to wake up. I said, don't look, don't look. You know, what? And I went, if you see me like this, you'll scream.

And then she admitted if she if you see me like this you'll scream and then

she admitted

if she had to see me

like that

without me

warning her

she would have screamed

but can I say something

see after

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