Hello, hello, Michael Jane Nelson here. This is 372 pages. We'll never get back.

Connor Lestoka is here as well Connor how are you good we've

made a curious decision today to start our recording by tossing earworms back and forth to

each other well the the book that we're currently working on certainly gives us the

opportunity unfortunately we have to wait for that.

That comes kind of at the end of our reading, right?

It very much does.

So it's going to be in our head for the duration.

So if we lapse into the meter of the muggle by.

Or the other ones you've shared the Witch's song from Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny,

where she grows Thumbolina.

Yes.

Are you humming Beethoven's Grosufuga right now in your mind as well?

That's the one that stuck with me.

That's released.

The melody is just so.

Everyone goes out of the theater humming that.

This is the podcast where we read and talk about bad books. And this is the first reading of a book called Renamed, The Legend of Raw and the Muggles, right? It was renamed. It was, by all accounts, renamed from just

raw. Okay. They added in the other words, in a different font, to capitalize and perhaps

challenge J.K. Rowling for her ownership of the word muggles. And you will see over the course

of this reading, boy, oh boy, the parallels are just, they start to stack up to a point where you're like, if I was on that jury, I don't know, man.

This is shockingly close.

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