Hello, everybody. Welcome back to 372 pages. We'll never get back. I am Connor

Lestoka, joined by Mike Nelson. This is the podcast where we read bad books. And we are finishing up a bad book today by guy and smith

night of the crabs mike the night of the crabs has been quite a journey and it has i i hate to

nitpick right away but it's more than one night. That expands quite a stretch. It's a

Knights of the Crabbs, I think. Several nights without crabs, too, we encounter in this. Many,

many nights without them when the village just goes, ah, what was that all? Why were we getting so

worked up?

Before we get to the Knights of the Crabbs and the villages that have to endure them,

we have an email from a listener named Anne, very impressive email.

It says, my mom and I are big fans of the show and recently got into making and designing dollhouses.

We thought it would be a fun idea to make a, so that Anne and her mom are in the middle of a cozy mystery at the moment. There's a local vicar is about to wind up on their doorstep dead any day now.

Okay.

The dollhouse murders. We thought it would be a fun idea to make a little 372 pages bookshelf below our miniature

versions of every single 372 book with a penny for scale.

Unfortunately, and I've sent this to you, the books are about a penny wide.

And there is one for every single book we've covered on the podcast. So there is a

miniature Titus Uno 64 squares, miniature digital fortress, miniature super constitution in Antigua.

It's very impressive. It's incredibly impressive. And they, I mean, you could have fooled, if not for knowing the

scale, I would say those were clearly someone's library of books. Yeah. So this is the sort of thing

where I imagine if you're Sussie Jordan was it, or Caleb Varney, and you see this all of a sudden,

you worry that you're

being part of some arcane ritual or something you see a penny scale version of your book

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