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In the aftermath of a shocking crime, people always ask, why? Why would someone do something like that?

I'm Candace DeLong, host of the podcast Killer Psychie, where every week I explain the thoughts, motivations, and behaviors of the most violent figures in history.

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Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express.

Yay! Choo-choo!

Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallum, here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

You folks so much for joining us on another wild, crazy edition. That's right. Murder Train pulling away from the station, all aboard and all that shit.

This is a wild episode. It is absolutely great. We don't usually have to even say it anymore with the expresses because they're all insane, but this one, wow, it's wild.

So, we'll be very quick here, up at the top of the show. You definitely want to head over to shutup and give me murder.com.

Tickets available for all of 2023 shows are selling out very quickly and Salt Lake City, which sold out in a day, Salt Lake City, we just upgraded to a bigger venue.

So tickets are going to be available soon, and the next probably when you're listening to this now, for more tickets will be available for Salt Lake City.

That's the last bigger venue extra show that we're adding. We're done. So, whatever tickets are out there, your tickets work for the venue. You'll know. You'll be, you'll know you'll find out about it. You have your tickets and you're seating and you'll all be comparable. You'll be great.

So, there you go. Otherwise, whole thing shows are selling out quickly. If you're listening to this, the day it comes out will be in Portland tomorrow night, still tickets available for the late show. I believe if they're not sold by then. So, get in there. Come see us. We cannot wait.

Also, for 20 April the 20th virtual live show. I am going to get Jimmy really stoned. I have some, some props. Let's just say that are going to be going to freak him out and make him real, real high. It's going to be hilarious. And he's going to get a little murder story.

The story is going to be wild, just like a regular live show, but in your living room. So, check that out April 20th. It's available for a week after that as well. So, get in there that is shut up and give me murder.com. Patreon.com slash crime and sports. All the bonus stuff.

Anybody five dollars or above you get everything huge back catalog of bonus stuff to listen to. And every other week you're going to get two new episodes this week, which you're going to get for crime and sports, which you'll have access to. You are going to get. We're going to talk about the 0 and 26 Tampa Bay Buccaneers started out their franchise horribly. They picked terrible uniforms, weird mascot.

Terrible player. That decision. That was bad. We'll talk all about it's hilarious. And then for small town murder, we're going to talk about something very fun.

Jody Arias will get into there for a black of a better term. That's going to be wild. So check.

Do a handstand on my lap. Wow. Cheg will go into all the messages and everything. Check all that out. That is patreon.com slash crime and sports. And you'll get a shout out at the end of the regular show where Jimmy will mispronounce your name terribly while trying to get it correct.

You know how that goes. So yeah, get in there. Do all that. And of course your stupid opinions is coming. Our new show where we talk about people's terrible internet reviews of anything you could imagine.

That is coming soon. We'll let you know in exact date very soon. We just have some business stuff. We're still getting in a row. It's hard to get it to do it right. Yeah, to do it right. So we're doing that. And that's coming very soon. That said, I think it's time everybody. All right.

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