Hey y'all, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Payne here. I've got Aaron with me and we are

going to talk about life after lockup. Also love after lockup. Also love during lockup.

No, we're only going to talk about life after lockup. And Aaron, did you finally get to see the love during lockup commercial with that girl sitting on the bench with that stupid purse. Did you see?

Hello, I saw it and I was just ashamed of our people.

We TV as you are. I mean, I was like, this commercial is so fucking cheesy. And if you guys haven't seen it, it's the commercial that runs during life after lockup where it's it is this cheesy actress sitting on a bench.

And she's like, I just love this guy and he looks great in orange and blah blah blah and they pant her purse and then they pant her the cheesy prison guard.

Again, all actors acting, acting very badly, very badly. Yep. And and then they go, oh, that is, you know, he is in prison. Where, where? And they're like a new season of love during lockup.

Boom, boom, boom. And I'm like, this is not how we like things presented. I need to see Clint throwing his phone at a prison.

I need to see people being drags back into their vehicles. No, no, no, we don't condemn that. But you know, close to it.

Now, I know what you know, those are the kind of preview scenes we need for a show to really get us hooked. Not this commercial.

It was so stupid because they were like standing on a set that I could have created here in my podcast studio with a green screen. It was like this like fake officer going, okay, ma'am.

It was like these guys had literally literally pulled that girl off the street was like, you'll do and then pull this guy's like, you have a cop costume, you'll do fine.

And then they stuck in front of a green screen. It's awful. It's awful.

They pulled him right out of mall security. Yeah. The whole thing was nuts.

You know, it's guys. They do not understand us. We're there people and they don't understand us and that's very insulting. And we feel personally offended on behalf of all of us.

Anyway, will we watch it when it comes out? Yes, we will. Of course. We will watch love during lockup. And I assume it's going to be a lot of people sitting across the glass from one another or maybe I mean, are they going to what a prison allow you to film a conjugal visit? No, it'll be they went in that come out and they tell you about it.

Or it'll be a lot of somebody in their phone.

It's going to be a lot of calls. It's going to be a lot of, you know, phones. They're not supposed to have in prison. They pull out of their butt and talk to their girlfriend, put it back in their butt for nighttime.

Because that's where they have to hide them up in their butt.

You know what it's going to be? It's going to be seasons, like one or two through six of 90 day fiance Nicole and as is love story.

It's going to be her. It's going to be the one girl and a phone. And that's going to be it. Yeah, or one guy and a phone depending, you know.

So you guys, we are going to cover that. But today we're covering life after lockup. We want to give a shout out to Trisha. Thank you for being extra shady pink shade Patreon sponsor over in the pink shade Patreon as a reminder.

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