3719 - J. Keith van Straaten
Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast
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🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Shooting the moon with J. Keith van Straaten.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's a new year. Why not learn a new language? I took on Babel and took on Babel and took on Babel, French and Spanish, the two languages that we speak the most in my house. More than English now that Oliver's home from college. I said to the boy, |
| 0:14.3 | Bonjour. Beujo, blah, then adios. So it's very confusing. You don't know which one you're going to get in the house. |
| 0:20.9 | But Babel is helping us each step of the way. So again, new year, new language or languages, if you want to be like the Pardo household. Now, here's a special limited time. Deal for listeners of them are not funny. Right now, get up to 55% off. Once again, that's the Hagar. 55% off your Babel subscription at babel.com forward slash parto. |
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| 0:45.6 | Again, 55% off at babel.com forward slash parto. Rules and restrictions apply. |
| 0:53.9 | Babel, b'a, b'a, b'a Bajor, adios. Ladies and gentlemen, of the never enough funny universe, I am wearing a pair of pants today from Quince, and I'm going to tell you something, high quality, low priced, but it feels great, and it looks great. My wife, in fact, complimented me on it. She said, that's a good looking pair of pants. And I said, we say pant in this house. You know that. We don't pluralize anything that goes on the bottom half of the body. Now, Quince is doing a great job, and there's no reason why you shouldn't take advantage of them as well. They've got a great deal going on right now for our listeners is never not funny. refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to quince.com slash part of for free shipping on your order and |
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| 1:38.9 | 365 day return quint dot com slash parto and again i'm loving and belnap wore a shirt the other day from quince. I wore a shirt on the show from Quince. You saw it with your own eyes if you're a video subscriber. It looked great. It felt great. Quince is doing a great job, both pant and top for Quince. They've got other things too. Go to, you know what? Head over there. Take a look around. quince.com slash Pardo. Quince.com slash Pardo, Quince. The better way to buy pants and shirts and other things. Please don't take this personnel. Would you politely go to hell? Get the fuck out on my way. Because it's been one of those days. I don't know why. I refuse to know why. |
| 2:19.2 | I refuse to know why. |
| 2:20.6 | Sit down. |
| 2:21.5 | Nobody's twerking. |
| 2:22.5 | Say what your heart believes, man. |
| 2:24.7 | That's a beautiful love-making session. |
| 2:26.7 | Monkey see monkey do, right? |
| 2:28.2 | Make sure you smell it. |
| 2:29.2 | Put your chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your thing. |
| 2:31.8 | Man at the street. Do your thing. |
| 2:48.7 | Live on tape. |
| 2:50.9 | It's the fastest hour in podcasting. |
| 2:52.6 | This is Never Not Funny. |
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