Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

I don't know why

I refuse to know why

Sit down

Nobody's twerking

Say what your heart believes, man

That's a beautiful love making session

Monkey see monkey do, right? Make sure you smell it. Put your

chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your

thing. Live, tape, it's the fastest hour in podcasting.

This is never not funny.

Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello, it's indeed, everybody.

Welcome into the program episode to 3711 of the award-winning podcast. 12, 13, 12, 12, the award-winning podcast, never not funny. We welcome in here on a, well, we're recorded the day of the anniversary, of course, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. And this is a sad day for all. We try to get through it as they ring that bell those 29 times i want to say it is

and uh we remember the the sons and the daughters and the wives and everybody that is uh why is it

why is this funny to me why is it uh i love the song i love the uh i love gordon lightfoot never

got to see him live uh and uh maybe that's for the best as I got into Gordon Lightfoot late in life, with the exception of Edvin Fitzgerald. But let's launch right into our top story tonight. That's what John Oliver does. I like that. He rambles and he does a bunch of great jokes and then gets serious. And then he better have some comedy all in the way. Sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn't. But our main story today concerns dry cleaning. Why are there three on the corner near my house? And what goes on behind those hanging clothing? What's really happening at the dry cleaner? Right? Why are there three? And I got news for it.

I think there be four if there wasn't a target on that fourth corner.

Yeah.

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