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🗓️ 28 June 2022
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode is brought to you by that Kevin Smith Club dot com. That's right, man. If you can't get enough of the sound of my voice, then you could surf on over to that Kevin Smith Club dot com. Join up. |
| 0:12.3 | Watch WakingBake five days a week, listen to plus one so much more that Kevin Smith Club dot com. What are you waiting for? Join the club. |
| 0:34.8 | Greetings. Good evening kids. It's a magic manic Monday and welcome the fat man beyond. I'm Kevin Smith. I have Mark Bernard. |
| 0:44.8 | Hey, that's right. It's me. God damn Mark Bernard because if you can't get an angel, you could still get a mark and Bernard and be the next best thing, the next best thing to an angel. |
| 1:01.8 | Give it a guitar. Why did you come in with? Yeah, there you go. Bring it in. Fucking nice. How are you, Captain? |
| 1:13.8 | I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just bringing Monday and Hollywood dreams are getting made and diamonds and the soul. You choose it's all so glory and wonder. |
| 1:25.8 | Very, very true. Dreams getting made as are nightmares. Look at this. This is the Q Posket Kevin Smith looks like this comes in a box like this from the folk from the folks at Bandai. Wow. |
| 1:48.8 | And I worry now. Look at how fucking adorable that is. Don't you want one kids? This is our sponsor night. Never mind the blue shoes and the other, you know, the, the natives and whatnot tonight. |
| 2:02.8 | It's this mother fucker right here that haunts your dreams. Don't you want this right next to your fucking bedside table? Don't you get that faces? You could, you could leave this at crime scenes and really baffle fuckers and shit. |
| 2:17.8 | 37 dollars 37 signed over at J and soundbob.com that link probably went up a second ago. Get a guy. Look at that. Look how adorable it is. Fat man beyond sponsored by Q Posket. |
| 2:35.8 | He's dancing. You'll see him when we come back and stuff, but he's having a good time. Remember he's like Hugo the puppet and Uncle Floyd. You can do shit like that. |
| 2:47.8 | You can put it right on your desk so he can watch you while you masturbate or prevent you from masturbating. If you're one of those conservative. |
| 2:56.8 | You're going to be so much about the last few days. The Q Posket ladies of gentlemen Kevin Smith by bandai. 37 dollars at J and soundbob.com. Go. We'll wait. |
| 3:11.8 | I mean, the world where like native and and and and and and blue chew. Continue to come back to us. We must be able to sell things right? |
| 3:22.8 | Well, you just gave me some information about a new thing that we sold and sold very well. That's right. Look at you. You want a humble brag. Let's do it. So kids. |
| 3:32.8 | San Diego Comic Con is is coming so hard that it's pre coming as we speak. So it happens like within a month, I believe. |
| 3:42.8 | For the San Diego Comic Con this year, we are taking over the tin roof San Diego and is it the gas lamp district? Is that what it is? |
| 3:55.8 | And it's becoming a movies pop up for the whole run. So Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Thursday and Friday reservations for eating have sold out. |
| 4:08.8 | So we're trying to wedge in more. We were not prepared for the success that we're enjoying right now. Saturday and Sunday, there's still slots open. |
| 4:19.8 | And that's during the day and during the day, I'm going to be hanging out there. |
| 4:24.8 | And we're going to stream some shows, me and Mark. But at night, it becomes movies after dark and we do live shows. The first show on Thursday night is Fat Man Beyond. And if you wanted to see me and Mark do it, you're a S O L. |
| 4:42.8 | You don't have to watch the live stream like everyone else because it's sold out. That's right, man, the most popular show of the lineup sold out like that Thursday nights, man. That's that preview night where people are in town and all the parties have begun yet. So they're we are the party. |
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